me n my dio bf


  • me: ur hand is so cold babe
  • bf: that me jonathan hand

solidasarock:

passione crossing!!!

shirtp:

holy man shit head [get][src][5]

shirtp:

holy man shit head [get][src][5]

unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

hhhhhhhhhhxq:

KILLER QUEEN

hhhhhhhhhhxq:

KILLER QUEEN

sketchamagowza:

Word Balloon tips and tricks

(Source: nigecha)

worshipdiobrando:

STAND IDEA: CREATES MEMES AND CAUSES THE USER, AND ALL WHO SEE THE MEME. TO FEEL INTENSE REGRET FOR DOING SO

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master


animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

(Source: taggedbooty)

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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